[Seasonal Event] Exciting! Misoshiosa Island - 6

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Izumi: What on earth is the incident——
Taichi: It’s an enemy attack!
Muku: Eh!?
Monkey: Eek! Eeeeek!
Izumi: Is that… monkey?
Azami: Don’t fuck with me! Release the food!
Monkey: Eek!
Juza: They’re too nimble…
Banri: Shit…. They’re completely messing around with us.
Juza: You’re like a monkey too, aren’t you? Why don’t you do something about it?
Banri: Haaah!? Who the fuck is a monkey!?
Monkey: Eek, eek!
Taichi: At, at this rate, all of our food will be stolen——!
Misumi: Heey~! You can’t do that, you know!
Kumon: Sumi-san!?
Misumi: Why do you do something like this~? These are our precious food, you know~!
Monkey: Eek!? Eek, eek!.
Izumi: Now that I think about it, Misumi-kun is….
Sakyo: He can talk to animals..
Yuki: I always think that it’s a mysterious ability, but it’s actually useful right now.
Monkey: Eeek!
Misumi: Yeah, yeah. I see.
Kumon: Sumi-san, what did the monkeys say?
Misumi: You see, they wanted to play with us since they’re bored living in this island. Besides, it’s been a long time since humans came here.
Azami: It’s been a long time since humans came here….
Tenma: I feel uneasy…
Misumi: Ah! That’s right! I have a good idea!
Juza: What is it?
Misumi: Let’s perform our play for the monkeys~!
Izumi: Perform in front of monkeys…!?
Taichi: Eeeh~!?
….But well, we’re also in a deserted island after all! I think it’s acceptable!
Yuki: As expected of doggie. You have good adaptability since you're an animal.
Sakyo: A play which monkeys can understand, huh… That is sure something that can only be done through this time’s training camp.
Azami: Are you for real…
Kazunari: Okay! Let’s do this! Let’s bring laughter to the monkeys! 

Juza: “It’s time to collect annual tax. You guys, bring out your items quickly.”
Yuki: ”Ple-please forgive us, dear officer! Just like what I said the other day, this is all that I can offer. There’s nothing left in this house that I can offer…”
Juza: “What did you say? You know that this place is ruled by Furuichi-sama and you dare to say such a thing?”
Sakyo: “If you don’t have anything left to offer, I won’t accept you in this land. Evacuate quickly.”
Kumon: “Do-don’t screw with me! That’s unreasonable!”
Sakyo: “What a noisy brat. Shut up.”
Juza: “You bastard, if you dare make any more fuss…”
Kumon: “Ugh….!”
Yuki: “Ple-please stop! Someone…”
Misumi: “Hold on, hold on!”
Juza: “!?”
Misumi: “I don’t agree with bullying the weak! Hands off of him!”
Muku: “No-No fighting! No fighting, Misumi….!”
Sakyo: “What’s your problem?”
Misumi: “We’re just passing by, but we couldn’t overlook this.”
“The brothers over there, you’re safe now. Teacher and I are already here.”
Muku: “Misumi! Don’t talk big! Settle this peacefully!”
Sakyo: “How vulgar. Is your teacher that shrimp over there?”
“Don’t make me laugh. What can someone like you do?”
Muku: “Eeek!”
Kumon: “We asked for help, but to be honest, the teacher looks weak…”
Yuki: “Be quiet, Kumon!”
Sakyo: “Oi, Juza. End him.”
Juza: “Yes.”
Muku: “Eek! It’s impossible, they’re scary…!”
Kumon: “Te-teacher! Are you really okay!”
Misumi: “This is teacher’s temporary appearance. After eating esoteric dried squid, you’ll get to see teacher’s true appearance… Let me show you!”
“Teacher! Here’s a dried squid! Please eat this!”
Muku: “Hmph!”
“——!”
“The more I chew on the dried squid, the more its taste comes out and I’ll become strong…!”
“Help the weak, crush the strong ones! Deathblow! Thousand-armed broiled squid chop!”
Juza: “Wh-Whaat——! Urrgh!”
Sakyo: “Co, could it be that guy is…  the rumored legendary practitioner, Muku the Dried Squid….!?”

Monkey: Eeek~!
Misumi: Thank you, see you again~!
Yuki: ….I feel like they said something like the play was really funny, somehow.
Misumi: Yeah, yeah! Everyone’s play was interesting!
Banri: Did we manage to entertain the monkeys?
Kazunari: But I’m glad they looked really happy! They even thanked us!
Izumi: I didn’t think they’d bring us this many of food.
Sakyo: Fruit, fish and berries… all of them look edible.
Omi: That means we have to prepare for dinner next. Since we have enough food, I’ll show you what I got.

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